[Jokes] Computer geek quiz

Tim Jenkins tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Wed Feb 19 09:54:07 GMT 2003

Computer Geek Quiz
1. I have moss growing: 

A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth

2. When I open my mouth at parties, people: 

A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat

3. I think computers are: 
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do

4. I think sheep are: 

A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live

5. The Usenet Oracle is: 

A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to
get me

6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is: 

A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures

7. Bill Gates is: 

A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist

8. In general, people: 

A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?

9. My friends are: 

A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am

10. My dream vacation is: 

A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of

11. My job prospects are: 

A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?


Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.

19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.

13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.

7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...

0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the
personals column? Please? Hello?
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