[Jokes] Halley's Comet

[Tony McKenna]

From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads
On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley's Comet will be visible in
this areaa  an event which occurs only once every 76 years.
Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside
the building and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them.
In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so
assemble the employees in the canteen and I will show them
a film of it.
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From: Departmental Heads
To: Deputy Departmental Heads
By order of the General Manager on Friday at 5p.m., Halley's Comet
will appear above the area outside the building. If it rains, please
assemble the employees and proceed to the canteen, where this rare
phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only every 76 years.
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From: Deputy Departmental Heads
To: Superintendent
By the order of the General Manager, at 5 p.m. on Friday, the
phenomenal Halley's comet will appear in the canteen. In case
of rain in the area outside the building, the General Manager
will give another order, something which occurs only once every 76 years.
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From: Superintendent
To: Foreman
On Friday at 5 p.m., the General Manager will appear in the
canteen with Halley's Comet, something which happens every 76
years. But if it rains, the General Manager will order the
comet into the area outside the building.
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From: Foreman
To: Team Leader
When it rains on Friday at 5 p.m., the phenomenal 76 year old
Bill Halley, accompanied by his comets, will drive the General
Manager through the area outside the building into the canteen.
From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads
On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley's Comet will be visible in
this area—an event which occurs only once every 76 years.
Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside
the building and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them.
In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so
assemble the employees in the canteen and I will show them
a film of it.
===========================================
From: Departmental Heads
To: Deputy Departmental Heads
By order of the General Manager on Friday at 5p.m., Halley's Comet
will appear above the area outside the building. If it rains, please
assemble the employees and proceed to the canteen, where this rare
phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only every 76 years.
===========================================
From: Deputy Departmental Heads
To: Superintendent
By the order of the General Manager, at 5 p.m. on Friday, the
phenomenal Halley's comet will appear in the canteen. In case
of rain in the area outside the building, the General Manager
will give another order, something which occurs only once every 76 years.
===========================================
From: Superintendent
To: Foreman
On Friday at 5 p.m., the General Manager will appear in the
canteen with Halley's Comet, something which happens every 76
years. But if it rains, the General Manager will order the
comet into the area outside the building.
===========================================
From: Foreman
To: Team Leader
When it rains on Friday at 5 p.m., the phenomenal 76 year old
Bill Halley, accompanied by his comets, will drive the General
Manager through the area outside the building into the canteen.

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