[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Shaggy dogs

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

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From: Scorpioqaz
Sent: 13 March 2003 14:27
To: ttforumfriends
Subject: [TTFF] Shaggy dogs



If this offends anyone, I should like to apologise now. :o}

Scorps.

>Subject: Shaggy dog story
>>
>>  Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were
>>sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a
>>conversation.
>>
>>  The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
>>
>>  The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the sofa,
>>the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when
I
>>pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
>>
>>  The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"  "Gonna cut my
>>nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me
>>down."
>>
>>  The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
>>here?"
>>
>>  The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
>>and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
>>carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
>>in my owner's couch."
>>
>>  "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks
>>like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.
>>
>>  The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you at
>>the vet's?"
>>
>>  "I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
>>cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump everything
I
>>see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending
>>down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her
>>back and started  humping away".
>>
>>  The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts
off
>>for you too, huh?"
>>
>>  The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."


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