[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] FW: Surgeons joke

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

-----Original Message-----
From: Jenni Goldsmith  
Sent: 18 March 2003 13:59
Subject: [TTFF] FW: Surgeons joke



Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
The first says, "I like  to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is  numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside is colour- coded."

The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best everything
is in alphabetical  order."

The fourth chimes in: "You  know, I like mechanics ... Those guys  lways
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and  when the
job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth shut them all  up. "You're all wrong. Managers are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and ass are  
interchangeable."
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