[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] FW: Surgeons joke
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Tue Mar 18 13:57:46 GMT 2003
From: Jenni Goldsmith
Sent: 18 March 2003 13:59
Subject: [TTFF] FW: Surgeons joke
Five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.
The first says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside is colour- coded."
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best everything
is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like mechanics ... Those guys lways
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth shut them all up. "You're all wrong. Managers are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and ass are
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