[Jokes] two little boys

[Chris McKenna]

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively 
mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be 
confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young 
sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end 
as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in 
disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to 
give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the 
eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy 
down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an 
even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice 
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed 
himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and 
said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is 
missing and they think we did it!"

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery