[Jokes] Reason for longevity (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Subject: Reason for longevity


 At his 100th birthday Robert was asked by his family and friends
to explain his longevity.
"Onions."
"Onions?
"Yes, onions. Every morning I eat a whole onion for breakfast. At noon I
eat
2 onions. In the evening I have 3 onions, and before bed 4 big onions.
Then at night, whenever the Angel of Death comes and calls out "Robert, 
Robert,"
I face him directly and to the Angel I answer "Whoooooo?"