[Jokes] Is Underware Important? (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

IS UNDERWEAR IMPORTANT?!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under 
your vehicle.

>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview 
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break 
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later 
to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, 
she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. 
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private 
parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, 
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into 
place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself 
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.