[Jokes] (RP) Welfare Check (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

A guy walks into  the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up  to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd  really much rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.  You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your  clothes.  Because of the long  hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.  You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a  year."

The guy says,  "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you  started it."