[Jokes] Black? (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Mar 24 10:28:53 GMT 2005
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A male patient is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose. He is still heavily sedated from a four
hour operation. A female nurse's aide appears to sponge his
hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
Embarrassed, the young aide replies, "I don't know. I'm only
here to wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Are my testicles black?"
Reluctantly, the aide pulls back the covers and raises his gown.
She holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other
hand, takes a close look at his genitals and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was
nice, but listen closely: Are...my...test...results...back?"
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