[Jokes] Frog Reproduction (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the
little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts
at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if
anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem and
came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change
in the swamp's water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to
reproduce.  Trom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss
of that and, most critically, one part sodium.

"You mean?" Jim said when told.

"Yes," said Tom, "they needed mono-sodium glue to mate."